As always when moving to a new place, there are things to get used to!
Here's our list of Pros and Cons so far:
Pro:
We have cable included with our rent, so we get to watch t.v.
Con:
We have cable included with our rent, so we watch too much t.v.
Pro:
Kylee is loving her new school, and her teacher sent home a report saying she is up to speed in everything and is progressing well. Plus, our neighborhood has a million kids and she's already made some friends.
Con:
With the amount of documentation they require to register kids in school, we might as well have been applying to work for the FBI. And volunteering at the school? Forget it. Fingerprints, background checks, district training, photographs, references, your first-born child...oh wait, maybe not. Seriously though, I want to do it, but I missed the last district training for this year, so it'll have to be next year.
Pro:
They sell milk here. Our family likes milk.
Con:
It costs an arm and a leg, Costco doesn't sell two packs (or 1% milk), and it comes in jugs that look like this (see photo), which we have discovered it is IMPOSSIBLE to pour without spilling, no matter how careful you are. We pay more to buy our milk from the local supermarket now, simply because it can be poured without spilling.
**As a side note, Costco here also does not sell fruit leather! If anyone feels the urge to send/bring us a gift at any time, we will accept boxes of fruit leather from Costco. Thanks.
Pro:
We have a gym in our subdivision that is included with our rent, so we have easy access to exercise.
Con:
I feel obligated to exercise now, because the gym is right next to Kylee's bus stop.
Pro:
Everything here is incredibly green. It's really beautiful.
Con:
All the grass is crab grass! You know that stuff we try so hard to keep OUT of our lawns in Utah? That's all they plant here! On purpose! I'm not sure why. It's not very conducive to playing on, because it is really pokey.
Pro:
Our church branch is amazing. The people are really friendly and they do lots of activities.
Con:
Our branch building is a school in the middle of nowhere. You literally leave town, drive out on all these skinny roads into the middle of a swamp on the edge of the Everglades, and then out of nowhere there's this school...and that's where we go to church. Also, not only is there no piano, there is not even a full keyboard. We have these little 1/2 keyboards, so there are no musical numbers or choir or anything because you can't play a lot of songs on 1/2 a keyboard.
Pro:
It rains pretty much every afternoon, and it's like monsoon-style rain. Crazy downpours. And it's totally warm. Ally loves to go out and stomp around in puddles and play in the waterfalls of rain coming down off our roof. When it's done, the sun comes back out and everything is blue and sunny again.
Con:
With the rain comes extreme humidity. Skyler and Ally walk around outside for 5 minutes and they both look like they just got out of the shower. Their hair is soaked, and sweat runs in streams down their faces. It's insane!
Pro:
We live within 15 minutes of several different beaches, and since we are residents here we get a free parking pass so we don't have to pay! Plus, the water is warm.
Con:
Sand. Everywhere. It takes longer to clean up after the beach than it does to prepare to go, drive there, play there, and drive home. Okay, not quite, but seriously, it's soooo much sand!
Pro:
Gas is cheaper here. When we left Utah it was averaging somewhere around $2.79/gallon, and here it's between about $2.19 and $2.25.
Con:
Meat is freakishly expensive. I think the cheapest ground beef we've found was $4.89/lb, and that was for like 70/30. I never even knew there was such a thing. We bought the 90/10 and we almost had to take out a personal loan! Luckily, other things aren't too bad. Groceries in generally are more expensive here, but they're not as outrageous as I thought they might be.
Con:
There is no Costa Vida (or Cafe Rio). We're going through withdrawals.
Pro:
Today we found a place called Moe's southwestern grill and tried it for lunch. It wasn't as good as Costa Vida/Cafe Rio, but it's definitely a good alternative.
Pro:
It's not too crowded here. It's still the off-season, so the population is pretty low and there's not much traffic.
Con:
Naples is a huge destination for retired peeps. Some are really nice. Others not so much. Skyler and Ally and I already got kicked out of the DMV because after waiting for 100 years for our turn to get a Driver's License, only to finally be told that I actually cannot get one because they want a DNA sample (okay, just an un-expired passport to go along with my birth certificate, marriage certificate, SS card, 2 forms of address, AND Utah license - seriously, do I look like I'm sneaking in from Cuba or something?), we were sitting in the waiting area waiting for Andy to finish getting his license (he doesn't need an unexpired passport or marriage certificate because he is not "changing his name"), and since by then it had been about 200 years, Skyler was done. He threw a tantrum about having his shoes on, so I told him he could take them off, and then he stopped crying. He was screaming for approximately 20 seconds total. After he stopped, the security guard walked over and invited us to leave because "it's impossible for us to do business with your children making noise." Well, maybe if you didn't make us wait 300 years to get helped with anything (there was literally 10 people in the entire building, I swear), he wouldn't be tired and hungry and bored out his mind! Anyway, in the end I decided that my Utah Driver's License, which does not expire until April 2018 will be just fine. If they really want me to get a Florida one (which they claim is required within 30 days of moving here), they can make it easier to do so. I'm not buying a new passport just so they can charge me $58 for a FL DL. (And I don't have 400 years to wait in line again.)

This is just a random photo of Skyler's hair. Andy cut it yesterday, and he looks so much better! I never realize quite how shaggy he has gotten until we cut it.
Overall, it's nice here, and we're liking it so far. Last Sunday we sat out on our patio and watched what we are 98% sure were a couple of alligators swimming around in the lake behind our house. There's also one in the lake by our neighborhood pool, and when Kylee was trying to scare him out from under the dock she found a turtle instead. He was pretty big, and she fed him grass.